oh Britney… won’t you give us just an ounce of hope for you?
stereogum: rock & roll watercooler: Britney’s Latest Ironic Tee: “MILF In Training”
Gwynnie loves Jessica Simpson: “I’m just glad that there’s one super-popular girl in America who’s not drunk, sleeping with tons of people, and wearing incredibly revealing, inappropriate outfits,” Paltrow told EW. See, Jessica happens to be popular because she’s stupid and generally useless, and that’s much better than being talented and challenging people to rethink feminine stereotypes, oh yes!