{"id":604,"date":"2003-09-29T22:49:22","date_gmt":"2003-09-30T05:49:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/?p=604"},"modified":"2003-09-29T22:49:22","modified_gmt":"2003-09-30T05:49:22","slug":"no-case-too-small","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/2003\/09\/no-case-too-small\/","title":{"rendered":"no case too small&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Onion parodies <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/3937\/news3.html\" class=\"extlink\">Encyclopedia Brown<\/a>!!! ^_^<\/p>\n<p>I was waaay too excited when i saw this today!!  I loved Encyclopedia Brown when i was growing up &#8212; I think i read every single book in the series, including the cookbook, which actually wasn&#8217;t half bad for a kiddie mystery\/cookbook. I think I also watched some Disney made-for-tv movie of the series, and I liked that a lot too!! Oh Encyclopedia Brown!! the cheesy narrative setups, the just-below-obvious clues, and the nerdy boy wonder himself&#8230; How I loved you so!!<\/p>\n<p>Why is the Onion so cool? It&#8217;s been consistently good for the past six-plus years i&#8217;ve been reading it, and it still comes up with terrific stuff, both big and small. I still love the piece about NPR reporter Corey Flintov releasing a &#8220;sonorously modulated string of expletives after stubbing his toe.&#8221; Priceless!!<\/p>\n<p>that is my joy of the day. =)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Onion parodies Encyclopedia Brown!!! ^_^ I was waaay too excited when i saw this today!! I loved Encyclopedia Brown when i was growing up &#8212; I think i read every single book in the series, including the cookbook, which actually wasn&#8217;t half bad for a kiddie mystery\/cookbook. I think I also watched some Disney &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/2003\/09\/no-case-too-small\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;no case too small&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=604"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}