{"id":566,"date":"2003-07-26T14:59:03","date_gmt":"2003-07-26T21:59:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/?p=566"},"modified":"2003-07-26T14:59:03","modified_gmt":"2003-07-26T21:59:03","slug":"i-am-pearl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/2003\/07\/i-am-pearl\/","title":{"rendered":"i am P.E.A.R.L.~!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/brunching.com\/toys\/cyborger.html\"  target=\"_blank\"><img SRC=\"http:\/\/www.brunching.com\/cybimages\/P\/cyb-PEARL.gif\" WIDTH=\"240\" HEIGHT=\"150\" ALT=\"Positronic Electronic Assassination and Repair Lifeform\" BORDER=\"0\"><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>P.E.A.R.L. = Positronic Electronic Assassination and Repair Lifeform<\/p>\n<p>Beware of ME!! Muhuhahahah!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P.E.A.R.L. = Positronic Electronic Assassination and Repair Lifeform Beware of ME!! Muhuhahahah!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=566"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/566\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}