{"id":533,"date":"2003-05-31T01:33:13","date_gmt":"2003-05-31T08:33:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/?p=533"},"modified":"2009-08-08T17:03:22","modified_gmt":"2009-08-09T00:03:22","slug":"michael-jordan-tried-to-steal-my-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/2003\/05\/michael-jordan-tried-to-steal-my-date\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Michael Jordan tried to steal my date!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[stolen from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brian1.net\/\" class=\"extlink\">brian&#8217;s<\/a> blog]<\/p>\n<p>Read the article <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtoncitypaper.com\/cover\/cover0516f.html\" class=\"extlink\">here<\/a>. It&#8217;s pretty funny. I mean, hey, all&#8217;s fair in love and war, right? -grins-<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[stolen from brian&#8217;s blog] Read the article here. It&#8217;s pretty funny. I mean, hey, all&#8217;s fair in love and war, right? -grins-<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thisnthat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=533"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1084,"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533\/revisions\/1084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}