{"id":47,"date":"2001-04-06T15:36:39","date_gmt":"2001-04-06T22:36:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/?p=47"},"modified":"2001-04-06T15:36:39","modified_gmt":"2001-04-06T22:36:39","slug":"so-my-friend-chris-taught","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/2001\/04\/so-my-friend-chris-taught\/","title":{"rendered":"so my friend chris taught"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so my friend chris taught me this neat trick the other day. you hold out your hand in a fist, and you raise your middle finger.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right. flipping the bird!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m excited now. I think I&#8217;ll practice this on people and things who\/that annoy me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so my friend chris taught me this neat trick the other day. you hold out your hand in a fist, and you raise your middle finger. That&#8217;s right. flipping the bird! I&#8217;m excited now. I think I&#8217;ll practice this on people and things who\/that annoy me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pearlescent.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}